Public Transport Log

Here is just SOME of the crazy stuff that has happened to me whilst catching public transport or waiting for it to arrive. This will be updated.

• Had a potential pedophile who liked to go to the Melbourne show to, 'watch the little kids' say that I looked like a catfish

• Got proposed to on a train in someones attempt to get a greencard

• Had a day where EVERY train I needed to catch was cancelled and I had to wait for the next one

• Had some classy Werribeeian ladies tell us how to pee like a man.

• Got off the train only soon to be greeted by a disabled man peeing.

• Had to walk past a mother encouraging her son to vomit in the walkway to a train station

• Sat across from a drug trade

• Found a lost shoe on a train

• Overheard (it really wasn't hard to overhear though..) This random guy encouraging these kids to have a s.inging career as they sing Weird Al parodies.

• Witnessed circus skills by a passenger awaiting the train.